Turns out the pole kisses like my first boyfriend… badly. Don’t know what pole kisses are? They’re the bruises you get all over your body from trying to hang on a metal pole like a crazy person.
See? Tonight was my first floor class and let me tell you the floor is as unforgiving as the pole. We taped the class for “bringing sexy back” week… or “sexy and I know it” week or… some week, I don’t remember, but I pretty much looked like a giant goober for 90% of it. The other 10%? Damn sexy if I do say so myself 😉
I need to get some better shorts, you can see right up mine from the right angle – NOT SEXY.